Like Muntz, Liam has established himself as resident school playground thug, with his swagger, faux menace and daft proclamations about, well, anyone. All he lacks is the high-pitched mocking "Ha-ha!" of his cartoon prototype.
But as Gallagher Junior today celebrates his 41st birthday,dealing with being kicked out of the family home by wife Nathalie Appleton in the wake of allegations that he fathered a child with a Rolling Stone journalist, What Would David Bowie Do? thought it would cheer up the whole miserable mess by reminding you of why, like José Mourinho, Liam is immensely quotable.
So, here's Our Kid on…
Pete Doherty: "Needs a slap, and the sooner he gets it, the better."
and: "What does the word Libertine mean? Freedom! He's in the corner doing smack with a helmet on his head. There's nothing free about that. It's nasty."
Coldplay's Chris Martin: "I don't hate him. I don't know him, know what I mean? I just think he's a bit giddy. He ought to calm down, he isn't going to save the world."
And [Chris Martin]: "Looks like a geography teacher."
Ageing: "I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay."
Coldplay & Radiohead: "I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time."
Radiohead: "Them writing a song about a fucking tree [The King of Limbs]? Give me a fucking break! A thousand year-old tree? Go fuck yourself!"
Robbie Williams: "I'd like to fucking hang Robbie Williams onstage. What's he done to me this time? Nothing. He's just somebody I'd like to hang."
And: "[Robbie Williams] "He's a fucking drama queen. You make a crap album then want everyone to feel sorry for you. Tosser!"
Bono: "You see pictures of Bono running around LA with his little white legs and a bottle of Volvic and he looks like a fanny."
Mumford & Sons: "Everyone looks like they’ve got fucking nits and eat lentil soup with their sleeves rolled up. They all look like they live on the heath. Maybe that’s where they record. Everyone’s fucking Don McLean — far too many acoustic guitars, no style. They look like they shop at Oxfam."
One Direction: "I like them. Fair play to them. Why not, man? They haven’t got a fucking clue either. I met them at the Olympics and their heads were up their ar*es, but they’re harmless."
Florence Welch: "I’m not having anyone with ginger hair making music. She sounds like someone has stood on her foot."
Gorillaz: "Like three-year-olds’ music — worse than Steps."
Victoria Beckham: "She can’t even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book".
Kanye West: "If I ever win any more fucking awards I'd personally invite him to get up and fucking take my award of me. I fucking tell you that... That was rude when he did that to that girl, that Taylor Swift. So yeah, give me an award and see where it goes. It will roll out of his fucking arse."
Muse: "Muse fucking scare me. They're like fucking creepy shit. But people like 'em. They at least play guitars, but when I hear his voice I'm like, Ah, fuck him."
Scissor Sisters: "Bright colours and fucking weirdos on stilts? I'm more entertaining than that shit."
Franz Ferdinand: "You look at [Alex Kapranos] and the singer from Right Said Fred. It's the same person! he's just gone on the Atkins diet and grown his hair."
Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day): "Fuck right off. I'm not having him. I just don't like his head."
La Roux: "No way, mate. She's got man hands."
On the Blur reunion: "I'm right into it, [because] it'll finish off the Kaiser Chiefs and put them to bed. There's nothing worse than a shit Blur."
Bloc Party: "They remind me of a band off University Challenge. Like they’re sitting on a panel."
Keith Richards & George Harrison (in 1997): "They're jealous and senile and not getting enough fucking meat pies".
Mick Jagger: "I don't think singers who start off singing should play guitar. It looks fucking stupid."
Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty (as a couple): "I don’t give a fuck about her, I don’t give a fuck about the other dick and I don’t give a fuck about any of 'em".
Jack White: “The White Stripes? Fooking rubbish. School ties? At the age of 24? Fooking hell."
Ozzy Osbourne: "How come everyone thinks he’s great? He’s a bit of a fooking mong, if you ask me."
The Beatles-vs-God: "It's got to be being in The Beatles. When was the last time God made a decent record?"
Noel Gallagher: "Shitbag".